Hey thats my Essay.

I made a Space Camp Essay, Wanna see it? It’s 300 words!

 

Essay on Space Exploration

By Wizard

Well, logically it should be an interesting subject. I do know that of course a lot of people decided to name Greek gods after planets, like Neptune, that’s actually Poseidon. See? Now, I know I probably won’t be as good as NASA as of Space Exploration, but, it never hurts to try a bit. So, that’s why I thought I should enroll in Space Camp. Somehow, I think we are so much better then Greek astronomer Ptolemy when he theorized the Earth was at the center of the universe and everything like that. We are lucky that in 1543, Nicolaus Copernicus theorized that our universe is Sun-centered. Whew! Imagine an Earth-centered universe, crazy right? I think you should include me as a junior trainee of the space camp, I mean that’s what it’s called right? Maybe not. Any way the reasons are complicated, but would you like me to explain them in detail? I can put supporting reasons for those, and supporting reasons for the supporting reasons, if you like. Reason 1: I am a quick learner and USUALLY don’t repeat mistakes twice, I am also one to grasp things, if you explain them. Reason 2: I can tell you our main planets and what the different levels of heat are, because I looked it up.Hee hee. I also know a little of astronomy, and I know the Earth is covered in 75% water and has hot magma in the core. Reason 3: I am VERY smart for an elementary kid, I am not too good at geometry and I do excel at addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, and measurement, I half know Pi. I read a 10^th grade reading level. I also like astronomy though my school has it as a subject. Oh well.

Geekdom prob!

We have a problem. Some families are pushing their kids to complain about not enough Rey figures. I mean, there are THOUSANDS on ebay, and in the world, it’s just you can’t get them fast enough ’cause collectors are literally gobbling them up! Other popular characters include, but are not limited, are Captain Phasma, Fin, Poe, BB-8, and Kylo Ren. Since Vader was the best seller, Hasbro decided that Kylo Ren must be a good seller, therefore, they made slightly more Kylo Ren merchandise. And until after the movie, Poeple thought Poe Dameron was just a named Resistance Pilot, like Wedge. Also, This post will have a bit of spoiler, For instance R2-D2 and BB-8 are having a wedding! and Poe is actually the next Jedi! The Resistance base is going to be in Hoth again! Jar Jar is back! FN 2187 is Rey’s uncle from a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Heheheh…

never mind

I can publish them, Look mom! PUBLISH! 🙂

Never mind.

Signed, Cardinalsaur

The Terrible Puppy!

Hello, my little minions! Mwaahahahahahaha! Today I will talk about my squiggly little puppy. Indiana! Stop it puppy! Whoa! Okay… Jeez.  Hey, uh, thing is I am not actually a Powerful dark wizard, Mwahaha, I am actually a 10 year old 4th grader with her own blog, and I also have a lot of other secrets too… mwahahaha… anyway I hope you minions do not stop following me because, I still have magic powers… OK? IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FACE ME THEN MARCH ON OVER TO MY HOUSE, AND EDWIN… YOU ARE ALLOWED TO READ THIS BLOG I HAVE, AND ALSO PUPPY LET ME WRITE THIS IN PEACE SO STOP YOUR WHIMPERIN’. ARGH!!!!!!!!   Edwin… Sorry ’bout that. and yes when I am angry occasionally I will talk with skippin’ letters like I did just now. 135 stupid words, or is it more, what the heck? 145? What? The? Heck? One forty what ya say? One fifty? 2?  Oh no, I will be skippin’ letters again, oh gosh. Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey, Edwin, thanks for reading, my Wizardious Confession, (Wizardious isn’t actually a word. I made it up…)

                                          Signed,

                                                 Cardinalsaur the Dark Wizard.

Cecil! the zimbabwe lion!

it is a sad sad day. because Cecil the zimbabwe lion was shot today… i am sad… wahhhhh…:( WAHHHHH… I want cecil to be alive! wahhh… wahhhh… “sniff” “sniff” wahh… “sniff” wahh… wahhh…mngh… mnagh wahhh…”sniff” wahh “sniff” wahhhhhh…”sniff” 😦 :(;(     WAHHHHH… WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “SNIFF” mmmmmmngh… ok, “sniff” g’bye… “sniff” sincerly mngh “sniffsniff” the dark ruler… wahhh…

Hi!

Hi!

A little about me. in danger

Hello, there my little minions, I am hoping that you help me because I am “cough” being”gasp” Not “wheeze” commented “choke” on. If “cough” you want “wheeze to help me,”gasp” you have to” cough” comment on” gasp” me,or I will” choke” be powerless” cough” and fade ” gasp” into “Wheeze” nothing! Help me! “choke” post good” Gasp” comments to” cough”, help me.” post bad,”Wheeze” comments,” Cough”, and I grow”Gasp”, Weaker, help!” Coughcough” Gaspcough” HELP!!!” Wheeze.”^_^ 😦 B)

Your friendly neighborhood Bald Eagle!

Hello my minions, I know I haven’t made a post for about 1-2 years, but, I have more IMPORTANT things to do. Like, well let’s not go TOO far. I just wanted to tell you  that I saw a Bald eagle!!!!  And I also saw it diving and picking, a, d-e-a-d squirrel from the middle of a car packed road! in fact I saw it 3/2/15! @ 1:13! And we’ll, my cohort and myself that is, will be taking some pictures later on! So, thank you those readers who have patiently read all the stuff so far! I will be adding facts! And did I mention the bald eagle was Female?  So, here are the facts:Size:31-37 ft. and 7ft. wingspan! Also,lol,the female is larger than the the male, but looks exactly the same! Heres the male: White head & tail,+dark brown body & wings, large yellow curved beak+ yellow feet. The juvenile, Dark brown all over w/white spots or speckles on the body & wings. With a gray beak and a longer tail, and wing feathers too, and funnily, it appears, sometimes larger than the adults! At least to the naked human eye! The bald eagle nest in large trees. And they eat… fish,(to be expected since they migrate near the Mississippi river!) carrion,(As I noted before, it ate a D-E-A-D squirrel!),and birds(mainly duck because:Mississippi river!… unfortunately.

Your warrior of snow,

                                                 THE DARK WIZARD!!!!!!

owls

Owls ,  they’re the hunters ,  I think it is cool to present the snowy owl!  It adds to the winter scenery, I think. Welcome to the world of the snowy owl! Maybe a bit too enthusiastic? I think so, um yeah,  -_-  so! Snowy owls eat um…let me check the book…  Agh! They eat mammals and BIRDS!  The males description  : Ahem!  The male has bright yellow eyes and a small dark bill.  They also have feather feet which means they have feathers on their feet. They have white feathers and a puny head! And…they hunt in the day!! The night is to cold for them!  There you have it, the snowy owl. Oh! The female looks the same except for bars on it. Good day to you or Good evening!<3

Your supreme overlord,

 The dark wizard

birds of PREY: danger: hawk!!!!

Cooper’s hawk  also known as accipiter cooperii  eat a diet of mostly smaller birds (nuthatch,chickadee,titmouse etc.) and mammals.(mice,squirrel,rat etc) the males specifically: bluish grey head ,  neck , back , upperwings ,  and white horizontal bars on a  rusty red breast and a large squared head and a long rounded tail with several dark bands and and wide light band on tip and dark red eyes. female: same as male slightly larger

–Birds of Prey of Minnesota,
Stan Tekiela, page  7

My experience  with a cooper’s hawk started at feederwatch… well…I was watching birds when I saw a cooper’s hawk perched in a tree eyeing the birds . It was quite amazing! I thought the cooper’s hawk was very very very very very cool!!! “sigh” I could not pinpoint it’s gender. 😦

your master of darkness,

the dark wizard